#e.v.i.l. heroes

[autisticsupervillain]

It's Fictional Throwdown Friday!

This Week's Fighters...

Omni-Man vs Chaos!

Conditions:

No Restrictions. Feats for Omni-Man taken from both the comics and show.

Scenario:

Chaos leads the New Gods in an attempt to conquer Earth. Nolan informs them Earth isn't theirs to conquer.

[thepowerposter]

Complete Monstober II Day 19: Chaos

Here's another answer to what would happen if Superman turned to evil. Here's his TV Tropes entry:

Chaos is the psychopathic leader of the New Gods, a team of energy-based alien overlords—evil expies of the Justice League of America, with Chaos the expy of Superman—who travel to planets, possess seven of the inhabitants, then use them to massacre most of the population before subjugating the rest. When arriving on Earth, Chaos immediately vaporizes a woman and her child before going on to wipe out millions of innocents around the globe, culminating in him blowing up the moon and directing the chunks to crash into the planet, claiming millions more lives. When the government-sponsored superhero group known as the Hellions try to stand up to the New Gods, Chaos forces one to watch as he murders his friends before ordering another Hellion be killed, but not before forcing her to watch as two children are brutally murdered in front of her. In the end, Chaos flies into a rage at the constant resistance he encounters in his conquest of Earth, and attempts to blow the entire planet up, and though this plan fails thanks to another New God who became disgusted at Chaos—showing that perhaps the human possessed by Chaos was evil anyway — Chaos goes on to continue his world-conquering spree on another world, planning to continue for all eternity. A childish narcissist who thinks that his powers make him a god to be worshipped, Chaos is perhaps one of the most terrifying examples of Beware the Superman ever put to comic panel.

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

Boom AU where instead of retiring after the village gets unreasonably offended at him calling a guy "a guy", he joins Eggman:

Sonic: "I say if you're not going to give me any respect as a hero, then maybe you'll give me respect as a villain. A villain who is... evil!"

Tails: "Evil?!"

Amy and Sticks: "Evil?!"

Knuckles: [zones out, so Sticks slaps him] "Evil!!!"

An AU where Sonic joins E.V.I.L aka Every Villains Is Lemons? Bet you that could have been an S3 plot if given the chance

[zharrdor-kron-archive]

League of E.V.I.L members Notes: The Supreme Archaeologist and Arch-villain

"He’s very good at retrieving artifacts... from other people's museums."

As the League of E.V.I.L.'s chronicles unfold, we turn our gaze to one of its most audacious architects: Rafaam, the self-proclaimed Supreme Archaeologist. An Ethereal of unparalleled ambition, Rafaam's exploits span theft, manipulation, and grand designs that have left indelible marks across multiple realms.

I. Origins: The Ethereal Pursuit of Power

Rafaam's beginnings are shrouded in the mists of the Twisting Nether. As an Ethereal, he possesses no corporeal form, yet his presence is profoundly felt. Declaring himself the Supreme Archaeologist, Rafaam's quest is singular: to amass the most potent artifacts across dimensions, asserting dominance over history.

II. Chronicles of Rafaam's Exploits

A. The League of Explorers: The Heist of the Staff of Origination

Rafaam's first major foray into notoriety was during the League of Explorers adventure. Here, he sought the Staff of Origination, a powerful Titan artifact. After the League assembled the staff, Rafaam seized it, animating the museum exhibits to attack the explorers and stealing numerous artifacts. His defeat came only after a series of intense confrontations.

B. One Night in Karazhan: The Subtle Pilferer

In the One Night in Karazhan adventure, Rafaam made a subtle appearance, seen stealing tomes from the shelves. This "cameo" underscores his continuous quest for arcane knowledge and powerful artifacts.

C. Rise of Shadows: Formation of the League of E.V.I.L.

Undeterred by previous setbacks, Rafaam orchestrated the formation of the League of E.V.I.L., uniting nefarious figures under his leadership, such as Madame Lazul, King Togwaggle, Dr. Boom, and Hagatha, to form the League of E.V.I.L. Their audacious heist of Dalaran, the magical city, showcased Rafaam's strategic genius. Utilizing the city as a mobile base, he furthered his plans, setting the stage for subsequent confrontations.

D. Saviors of Uldum and Tombs of Terror: Unleashing Plagues

Continuing his schemes, Rafaam targeted Uldum, aiming to harness ancient plagues. While his minion, Dark Pharaoh Tekahn, took center stage, Rafaam's influence was the driving force behind the chaos unleashed upon the desert lands.

E. Galakrond's Awakening: The Resurrection Attempt

In a bid to cement his legacy, Rafaam sought to resurrect Galakrond, the progenitor of dragonkind. This endeavor positioned him as the final adversary in the Galakrond's Awakening adventure, where players faced the culmination of his grand design.

F. Murder at Castle Nathria: The Ever-Present Schemer

Rafaam's presence persisted in Murder at Castle Nathria, where he appeared among the suspects in the enigmatic death of Sire Denathrius. His involvement, whether direct or tangential, underscores his perpetual entanglement in significant events.

III. Conclusion — The Legacy of the Supreme Archaeologist

Rafaam's journey from an ambitious Ethereal to a central figure in the League of E.V.I.L. exemplifies a relentless pursuit of power through cunning, strategy, and an insatiable appetite for artifacts. His actions have reshaped landscapes, challenged heroes, and left an indelible mark on the annals of history. —Zharrdor Kron, Loremaster of the League of E.V.I.L.

[blackaddersplays]

Some parts of the current Tavern Brawl can be fun :-)

[femmefataleart]

E.V.I.L. Heroes by Alfredo Reyes

[sporadicbearkingdom]

Hello lady and gentlemen my name is Tyler and I will be your weed out today this is the story of heroes and villains let's begin chapter one

A young inspiring hero from America known as SpongeBob, flies over to Japan's premiere hero school UA to learn how to become a professional hero. Like his own hero and mentor, Mermaid Man. On the way, SpongeBob makes new friends and overcomes new challenges as a group of villains from America known as E.V.I.L. crosses over to Japan in order to take over the world.

My Sponge Academia (Indefinite Hiatus)

Just to make things clear, in this scenario SpongeBob, all his friends, and all his enemies exist in the My Hero Academia universe. Meaning their all regular humans with some kind of quark. But this fic will mainly focus on SpongeBob as he attempts to learn what he can at U.A. and become like his hero Mermaid Man. In this story SpongeBob characters are also going to be a little more in the same fashion as My Hero Academia, basically their going to be more epic then cartoony. Also something else real quick, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in this story are both going to be in their late primes like All Might, they won't be senior citizens. Anyway, enjoy.

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

Japan, Hero Academy, Room Class-1A:

The classroom for class-1A was rowdy as usual with kids talking in multiple tight nit groups. Nothing big or major, just the regular kind of stuff like discussing TV shows, new training ideas, news about whats going on with heroes, etc.

"So guys, did you ever think about changing up your costumes a bit? I thought I should change mine up a bit. Maybe add some more colors." Stated Mina as she talked in her group with several of the other girls in the class.

"I understand what you mean, Mina. But I think in the grand scheme of things, you should keep it simple. Otherwise it'll look like your begging for attention." Stated Tsuyu in a thoughtful manner.

"Na! No way! Forget that! Be as bright and colorful as you want girl! Who knows? You'll probably make all the villains jealous and be an even more popular hero!" Stated the energetic Tooru.

"So, Bakubro! Wanna train with me and help me strengthen unbreakable even more? I can feel it getting stronger every time I train, so what do ya say Bakubro?" Asked Kirishima with a smile as Bakugou glared at Kirishima.

"IN YOUR DREAMS WEIRD HAIR! AND FOR THE LAST GODDAMNED TIME, STOP CALLING ME BAKUBRO OR I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS TO THE MOON!" Roared Bakugou furiously.

"Let's make a deal, I'll stop calling you Bakubro if you help me train." Replied Kirishima.

"If I'll shut you up then fine!" Growled Bakugou as he turned away from Kirishima. As Kirishima simply pumped his fist into the air and cheered "Awesome!"

"Can you two please keep it down? It'd like to eat my soba in peace." Stated Tordoroki calmly as he ate his soba quietly.

"How are your guys training going? Getting any better?" Asked Izuku as Uraraka nodded with glee and Iida gave a stiff quick nod.

"Yeah! With all the training I done, I can now make objects float in zero gravity and make it last five more minutes before it wears off and I start vomiting!" Stated Uraraka with a smile.

"Yes! Indeed! My training allowed me to run faster then before and increased my reaction time!" Stated Iida as he pushed the rim of his glasses with his finger.

"Yeah, me too. The training I do every day helps push me to the top." Stated Izuku with his fist clenched on his chest with a big smile on his face.

"So this female hero is patrolling the beach as usual, until this MASSIVE wave hit her and knocked off her suit!" Stated Sero in a suspenseful tone as Mineta and Kaminari were both listening intensely.

"What happened next!? You gotta tell us!" Begged Mineta as he started to drool.

"Tell us every aspect! No matter how small or dirty it may be!" Stated Kaminari as Sero leaned in to the two boys. As if he was going to tell them the greatest secret in the universe.

"This part you'll remember with the rest of your lives! She-" But before Sero could finish, the door slammed open as Mr. Aizawa walked in with a deathly expression as always, as he marched to his seat.

"Okay everyone, stop talking and listen up!" Stated Aizawa as everyone did what they were told and stopped talking, including Sero as Kaminari and Mineta stared at him with shock.

"What happened next!? You gotta tell us!" Whispered Mineta.

"Yeah man! You can't just hold out on us like that!" Whispered Kaminari.

"Sorry guys, I already got several detentions. I can't afford any more." Stated Sero as Mineta and Kaminari looked at their fellow student with saddened and shocked expressions.

"Hey! Stop talking or I'll place all three of you in detention! Understand?" Asked Aizawa as Sero, Mineta, and Kaminari looked at their teacher and nodded in fear.

"Good. Now that your all done running your mouths, I have an announcement to make. We're going to have a special guest come in from America to study abroad and see how we do things here. He's in the abroad studies program at his school and majoring in the hero course."

'Woah, a new student? From America?' Questioned the entire class silently in unity.

"A student from America? Cool! I hope he has an awesome quark!" Stated Kirishima happily.

"Ohhh! I hope he's cute!" Stated Tooru with glee.

"Me too!" Added Mina.

"Why couldn't it have been a girl!?" Groaned Mineta.

"Maybe he will like the dark as much as I do." Commented Tokoyami.

"Hopefully he's a bit more organized then all the other students of 1A." Stated Iida as he pushed the rim of his glasses.

"I don't care. As long as he's civil. And also perhaps likes soba." Stated Todoroki calmly.

"I gotta agree with Todoroki, I just hope he's nice." Commented Uraraka.

"Same here. I hope he's also into heroes as much as I am." Commented Izuku.

"Maybe he could be into music." Stated Jirou.

"Well, I don't care. Whoever they are, there's no chance they're as strong as me! And if they challenge me, I'll blast them into smithereens!" Growled Bakugou as miniature explosions erupt from his palms and he starts smiling malevolently.

"Quiet down! Now, like I said before, he's in the studying abroad program from America. He's going to become a part of this class for a whole three months to see how hero courses in other cultures differ and use new methods he learned to become a hero. Like the rest of you. Now, he's our guest, that means I want you to show him the upmost respect. That goes double for you, Bakugou." Stated Aizawa as he glanced over at Bakugou.

"Who says I'm not respectful!? I can be the most respectful guy on the planet!" Roared Bakugou as he stood up from his seat and pointed at Aizawa.

"Yeah, sure. When pigs fly..." Quipped Sero as he and several of the other boys started giggling as Bakugou turned to them.

"What!? You wanna go at it, Tape Boy!?" Growled Bakugou.

"Sit down!" Yelled Aizawa as Bakugou did as the teacher asked. After Bakugou sat down, Aizawa looked over at the door leading into the classroom as he spoke.

"Okay, come on in." Stated Aizawa as the door slowly opened up, as all the students looked on in anticipation. The class heard the sounds of footsteps coming from the open door as a boy walked in.

The students all looked on as the boy walked over to Aizawa's stand, all the while the class got a good look at him. He was about the same height as Deku, perhaps only an inch shorter. He had blond hair, freckles, blue eyes, and buck teeth. But one thing that irradiated about him more than anything else was his smile and positive energy. He was much like Mirio, except several years younger. As he made his way next to Mr. Aizawa's stand, he stood in front of the class as he stared at them with his positive carefree smile.

"Alright, introduce yourself so I can start teaching." Stated Aizawa in a melancholy tone as always.

"Hey there everybody, I'm Bob Hillenburg. I'm from America. More specifically, the Bikini Bottom. That's where I went to a hero school and applied to become a hero! Not for fame or fortune, but just to make the world a better place! I, uhh... Know it sounds a bit goofy and ridiculous to say something like that... But I believe in it. Just like my hero, MERMAID MAN!" Stated Bob as he pumped his fist into the air with a triumphant smile.

"Wait! You mean the aquatic American hero, Mermaid Man? He's the greatest water type hero in the world!" Stated Deku as he stood up from his seat.

"Yeah! I wanna be just like him! He fights evil and is never scared of anything! Along with his sidekick Barnacle Boy! Not to mention he also lead the International Justice League of Super Acquaintances! He's so cool!"

"The IJLSA was the best superhero team in all of America! Probably even the world! Do you collect hero merchandise? Because I collect a TON of All Might merchandise!" Said Deku with a massive smile on his face, being so glad to meet someone else who's just as much of a geek about heroes as he is.

"Well, as a matter of fact, I-"

"GET ON WITH IT! I DON'T WANNA SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO TWO DAMN NERDS YAMMER ON ABOUT HEROES FOR AN HOUR! JUST GET IT OVER WITH!" Roared Bakugou in an impatient tone, instantly silencing both Deku and Bob from their excited conversation.

"I'm guessing some of you guys are just REALLY passionate about becoming heroes..." Stated Bob, followed by a slightly nervous laugh.

"Don't take it personally, he does that to everyone. You'll get used to it." Stated Kaminari as he laid back.

"Fuck you, electric bastard!" Roared Bakugou as he flipped off Kaminari.

"Uhh, anyway my quark is 'Sponge'." Stated Bob as all the kids looked at him with confused expressions, as Bob continued to explain.

"I can turn by entire body into a sponge-like material. See?" Said Bob as he demonstrated by holding out his hands as they started to morph into a yellow sponge-like substance, as his entire body transformed into the substance.

"Woah! Another mimicry type, like Tetsutetsu! I never seen a quark like that before!" Stated Kirishima gleefully.

"Gotta admit, that one is new." Stated Satou.

"Yeah, it's kind of a weird quark... But it's the one I have. Anyway, if we ever go on a patrol together or go on a mission or something like that, I'd liked to be called by my hero name: SpongeBob." Stated Bob as several of the students raised their eyebrows in confusion at such an odd name.

"Nothing spectacularly glamorous, but there's nothing really wrong with something a little more average." Commented Aoyama.

"Hey, no offense of anything man, but... Why not just go with SpongeBoy?" Asked Sero.

"Uhh, actually I was going to call myself SpongeBoy. But the name was copyrighted by a mop company so that was off the table. Anyway, I think SpongeBob fits better. You know what, just call me SpongeBob instead." Said SpongeBob with a smile as he was about to continue.

"Wrap it up." Commented Aizawa as he already started to get into his yellow sleeping bag.

"Oh, well, I-I'm honestly a little nervous here. I watched the U.A. Sports Festival on TV and... I saw all of you in action. Your all really awesome and honestly on the same level as some of the pros. You're all just really amazing. I just hope I can get some really good tips here about becoming a pro hero, and becoming good friends with everybody here." Said SpongeBob with a big smile as everyone, except Bakugou, Shouji, Tokoyami, Todoroki, and a few others smiled back.

"Good, now take your seat." Stated Aizawa as SpongeBob walked over to the only empty desk in the room and took a seat there. Unfortunately for SponeBob, actually really for Bakugou, he sat right next to the hothead. As Bakugou tried to ignore SpongeBob, SpongeBob turned to the student and whispered.

"Hey, your the one who won the U.A. Sports Festival, right? Good job." Whispered SpongeBob as Bakugou glared at the American.

"Talk to me again, and I'll blast you to pieces cheese boy..." Replied Bakugou with a growl as Izuku, Uraraka, Sero, Kirishima, and many of the other students silently turned to the pair to see the eventual fireworks that will go down.

'Oh no... Come on SpongeBob, just mind your own business!' Screamed Deku mentally as SpongeBob quickly expressed a look of shock, before silently laughing and turning to Bakugou again.

"Bahahaha... That's a good one. A little smack talk can do wonders to build a new friendship." Whispered SpongeBob as many of the kids in the class looked on in shock and surprise.

"No. I'm serious, weakling, I'll blow you into a thousand tiny pieces if you even THINK about getting in my way. Besides, you look so weak and scrawny, I almost mistaken you for a girl the second you came in here." Growled Bakugou in a low voice as every female in the class glared at Bakugou. SpongeBob remained silent as he stared at Bakugou for a second, before finally replying.

"... Am I a pretty girl?"

"...Uhh." Bakugou had no idea how to respond, until Sero whispered to him.

"So? Is he a pretty girl, Bakugou?" Asked Sero, and just like that everyone in the class exploded in laughter. Mainly Kirishima, Sero, Mina, Kaminari, Jirou, Satou, Tooru, Mineta, and almost every other student laughed like crazy. All the while SpongeBob looked around in confusion while Deku looked on in shock and Bakugou threatened to kill everyone around him.

"Excuse me..." Growled the insidious voice of as the entire class instantly became quite and slowly turned their head back to their livid teacher, who stared through all of them with his icy glare.

"Would you mind telling me what is so humorous?..." Growled Aizawa as the entire class shook their heads vigorously as each student stated the same thing.

"Nothing!"

"Nothing at all!"

"It was nothing, Mr Aizawa !"

"Nothing, Mr Aizawa !"

"It's nothing!"

"Well, do you know what's even funnier then that?..." Hissed Aizawa as the entire class braced for impact, with all remaining silent.

"KEEPING YOUR MOUTHS SHUT AND LETTING ME TEACH MY CLASS IN PEACE!" Roared Aizawa as the entire class developed looks of terror, as if they seen a ghost. And just like that, Aizawa returns back to his normal teaching process as if nothing happened.

"... I think I'm gonna like it here!" Said SpongeBob with a smile on his face.

Japan, Hero Academy, Room Class-1A: 30 Minutes Later

Only 30 minutes later as Aizawa teached the class, in the middle of his lecture he sat down with his back against the wall and fell asleep in the sleeping bag he was already in. As Aizawa slept, it finally gave all the students a chance to meet the new kid from America as all the kids got out of their seats and crowded around SpongeBob. Only Todoroki and Bakugou still at their seats and not interested in the new kid.

"Hey there, I'm Eijirou Kirishima and my hero name is Red Riot!" Greeted Kirishima.

"My name is Mashirao Ojiro. But my hero name is TailMan." Greeted Ojiro.

"I'm Hanta Sero, but on the battlefield, you can call me Cellophane!" Greeted Sero.

"I am Aoyama! And my hero name is 'I cannot stop-'" Aoyama's greeting was interrupted as Mina jumped in front of him.

"Hey! I'm Mina Ashido! But my codename is Alien Queen!" Cheered Mina.

"But wait, I thought Miss Midnight said you can't have that name." Commented Asui as Mina turned to her friend and replied.

"Yeah, but I don't care! I AM Alien Queen!" Stated Mina defiantly with her arms crossed, as Asui turned to SpongeBob.

"The name is Asui, my hero name is Froppy. But please, call me Tsu." Greeted Asui.

"Hey, the name is Satou. But my hero name is Sugarman." Greeted Satou.

"Uhh, hi... I'm Kouda. But my hero name is Anima..." Greeted Kouda shily.

"Hi, the names Jirou. But my hero name is Earphone Jack." Greeted Jirou.

"Hi there! Your less cute then the American boy I thought was coming, but your nice enough! I'm Tooru but my hero name is Invisible Girl!" Greeted Tooru.

"Greetings! I am Momo Yaoyorozu and I am one of Class-1A's representatives. On the battlefield, you may call me Creati." Greeted Momo.

"The name is Kaminari, and if you need any help around here, you can count on me to help you out. Also, the hero name is ChargeBolt." Greeted Kaminari as he stepped aside so SpongeBob could see the four other students not crowding around the new student.

"The four loners over there are the class loners and edgelords. But we love them anyway." Stated Kaminari as he gestured to Bakugou, Todoroki, Tokoyami, and Shouji.

"FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAMNNED ELECTRIC ASSWIPE!" Growled Bakugou as he flipped off the Kaminari and the rest of the students surrounding SpongeBob's desk.

"You already met Bakugou... He might look scary... And he kind of is... But he really is cool once you get to know him. But he doesn't have a hero name just yet..." Stated Kirishima.

"FUCK YOU! I'M KING EXPLOSION MURDER!"

"That's not what Miss Midnight said-" Replied Sero.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"Anyway, the bird boy over there is Tokoyomi. Hero name: Tsukuyomi. The big guy with the extra arms is Shouji. Hero name: Tentacole. And the red and white pretty boy over there is Todoroki: Hero name:... None yet." Stated Kirishima as he turned back to SpongeBob.

"By the way, you gotta show us your quark in act-" But Kirishima was interrupted as Mineta jumped out of nowhere and announced his presence.

"-And I am Minteta! The hero Grape Juice!" Cheered Mineta as everyone was taken aback for a moment. But before anyone could reply to Mineta's sudden appearance, the sound of fast pace moving footsteps got closer and closer.

But before anyone could even react, they heard the all too familiar voice of Iida rushing in as the students surrounding SpongeBob instantly split like the red sea as Iida rushed in.

"I CANNOT CONDONE ACTIONS THAT WILL MAKE CLASS-1A SEEM LIKE A BUNCH OF DISORGANIZED CHILDREN TO OUR AMERICAN GUEST! IT IS UNTHINKABLE!" Yelled Iida as he grabbed SpongeBob by the shoulders as he began to shake him vigorously.

"Please forgive my classmates! I am Tenya Iida the class representative and it is my goal to make your stay as educational and relaxing as possible! ARE YOU RELAXED AND EDUCATED YET!?" Asked Iida as he continued to shake SpongeBob, before stopping and letting go. After that, the whole class stared at SpongeBob who sat there silently with an overwhelmed expression on his face.

"Uhh, do you think we might've gone a little too far?" Asked Ojiro as SpongeBob transformed into his Sponge form as his body took on a more liquid and fluid-like quality. As he fell off his desk and on the floor.

"... Yeah, maybe we went a little too far..." Stated Tooru as SpongeBob remained in the same liquid state for a moment, as SpongeBob began to think.

'Alright, probably shouldn't have done that. But how else am I supposed to react to all this sudden introduction? Either way, I need to get over it, or I'll be nothing but a puddle!' Thought SpongeBob as his eyes drifted down to see one of his shoes drifting away in the puddle of semi-liquid SpongeBob.

"Uhh, sorry about that. Everyone is just excited to meet you. Don't worry, I had the same experience." Stated Izuku as he stepped forward and looked down at the semi-liquid SpongeBob. SpongeBob then started to pull himself back together and returned to his original solid form as he stood back up.

"Hehehe, sorry everyone! Sorry. I love being around people, but this was a bit of a shock. But don't worry! I'll be just fine. By the way, I never got YOUR name. You seem to really be into heroes." Said SpongeBob as he held out his hand with a smile on his face. Izuku smiled back and shook the boys hand.

"Izuku Midoriya. But, it'll be easier just to call me by my hero name: Deku." Said Deku as she shook SpongeBob's hand and got properly introduced. All the while the other students looked on in disgruntlement.

"Aww man! Why did WE have to be the weirdos to freak out the new guy? That's so unfair!" Groaned Kirishima.

"Welcome to the club." Quipped Mineta as Kirishima and the rest glared at him.

"Great to meet you, Deku. Kind of a weird name, but I'm the same guy who calls himself 'SpongeBob'. Anyway, nice to meet ya!" Said SpongeBob as he shook Deku's hand.

"Oh uhh, sorry I didn't introduce myself earlier. But I'm Uraraka, but my hero name is Uravity." Said Uraraka as she walked in and smiled at SpongeBob. All the while, SpongeBob looked at her with a shocked expression on his face. Silent for a second before shaking his head.

"Oh... Sorry about that. I just can't believe I'm meeting you Uraraka, I saw you on TV during the Sports Festival and saw how hard you fought. Even when multiple explosions went off in your FACE, you kept fighting! SO COOL!" Said SpongeBob, geeking out for a moment before returning to reality and rubbed the back of his head with embarrassment.

"Sorry about that. It's just that... You guys were inspirations for young heroes in training all over the world. Sorry for acting a little weird, I just can't believe I'm here in one of the best hero schools in the world!... For at least a month..." Said SpongeBob as the students instantly changed their looks from happy to curious. Despite SpongeBob's introduction to the class, they still don't know that much about him.

"Actually, I'm curious about that. Why did you come to study abroad in Japan in the first place?" Asked Deku as SpongeBob started rubbing his chin.

"Well, like I said I'm from the Bikini Bottom's hero course. I've been going there for a few months now to become a hero. Even though I wasn't exactly struggling with my studies or even training or anything like that, it wasn't enough. I needed more experience and better training. And Mermaid Man said there was no better way then to learn it her-... Oh, wait! Uh, wait!-" SpongeBob just realized his mistake as the other kids around him had their eyes widen in amazement as SpongeBob attempted to explain himself.

"Wait! I didn't mean to say-"

"You know Mermaid Man personally!?" Asked Kirishima.

"What about Barnacle Boy?! Those guys are like the BIGGEST heroes in America!" Stated Mina with a smile as SpongeBob realized the awkward position he was in. All the while, Deku looked on in surprise. Deku knew there had to be someone else out there that's like him, with so many people in the world there are bound to be a few people who are similar. But Deku had no idea one of the people who was most similar to him was not only an optimistic, kind, hero fan like him, but also training under a well known hero as well.

"Yeah... Me and my friend Patrick met them once... But he's just a teacher at my hero school back in America. Anyway, enough about that, what are you guys into? What do you guys do for fun around here?" At this question, the students errupted with a pantheon of different answers.

"Go to the mall!"

"Lifting weights!"

"Doing each others hair!"

"Studying!"

"Baking!"

"Looking at dirty magazines!"

"Mineta! Would you stop being a creep for five seconds!?" Yelled Tooru as she banged her invisible fists over Mineta's head.

"Well, if you guys are still curious about me and what I like, I enjoy blowing bubbles, butterfly collecting, KARATAI! And fry cooking at the Krusty Krab!" Stated SpongeBob as the other students stopped talking about what they liked to do with Tooru ceasing her assault of Mineta.

"Did... Did you just say you blow bubbles?..." Asked Kirishima in disbelief.

"Yup! I sure do!" Said SpongeBob as he reached for his back pocket and pulled out a bottle of bubbles, where he then skillfully blew several bubbles in the shape of dinosaurs. The class still remained silent as they watched.

"And... You collect butterflies?" Asked Jirou.

"Kind of. I only catch and release them, I don't really kill them and pin them down with needles. That's just cruel." Stated SpongeBob as he blew a new set of bubbles.

"You also work at a place called the... Krusty Krab?" Asked Momo.

"Yup! That's where I make Krabby Patties! The best food in the whole world! It's also the most PERFECT place in the universe..." Stated SpongeBob as the entire class stared at him with surprised expressions. All the while Deku, Uraraka, and Iida looked on as they all facepalmed at SpongeBob's brutal honesty.

'Well, it was nice for him while it lasted...' Thought Deku as Kacchan was hanging out at his desk as he listened in. All the while, smirking like a supervillain as he tried to hold back his evil laughter.

'Hehehe, what a dumbass! That fucking moron just made himself an outcast with how stupidly honest he was about being a wimp and a loser. Hahahaha! It was STUPID to think that that fuckin' dork would ever be a threat to my greatness!' Thought Bakugou as he watched from a distance, waiting for the fireworks.

"Yeah... Thats kinda what I like to do... So... Are you guys okay?" Asked SpongeBob as he looked at all the speechless students around him.

"You... Blow bubbles in shapes like THAT, and your honest about it?... NOW THAT'S MANLY!" Cheered Kirishima as Deku, Uraraka, Iida, Bakugou, and even Tordoroki who was listening it looked over at Kirishima and SpongeBob with shocked expressions on their faces.

"What!? Are you serious!?" Yelled Bakugou in disbelief as he looked on from his desk.

"Really!? Everyone else I know thinks it's silly. Besides Patrick." Said SpongeBob with a slightly ashamed look.

"Any guy who admits his hobbies to others with zero fear, AND is skilled enough to make his bubbles in complex shapes like THAT, is MANLY in my book!" Said Kirishima as he pointed at his chest with his thumb.

"Yeah, and collecting butterflies and not actually hurting them is really cool!" Stated Kouta.

"Also, you decide to work at a restaurant and work hard like any respectable member of society! Very responsible." Complemented Momo as SpongeBob looks on in surprise and shock.

"Woah, you guys are so cool! Unlike some of the other kids in my last school... But you guys are amazing!" Said SpongeBob as Bakugou's face began to darken in anger as Iida, Uraraka, and Deku let out collective sighs of relief.

"Are you kidding me!? You have a lame quark that turns your entire body into a cleaning sponge, you act like a moron, you collect butterflies, you work at some greasy burger joint, and you BLOW BUBBLES!? AND YOU WANNA BECOME A SERIOUS HERO!? YOUR NOTHING BUT A BUBBLE BLOWING DOUBLE BABY!" Roared Bakugou in anger as SpongeBob and the rest of the class looked over to Bakugou, who was stomping over towards SpongeBob with murderous intent.

"Uhh... Yes? I-... Just wanna help people." Stated SpongeBob with an optimistic yet slightly nervous tone, as Bakugou stopped as he made it to SpongeBob's desk.

"If you want my advice, you'll pack your bags and return to America! An imbecilic dumbass like you doesn't belong in a prestigious hero academy like this! And to even believe for a fraction of a moment that you think you can become some marvelous hero by running around and blowing bubbles like some toddler, proves that you can NEVER BECOME A REAL HERO!" Growled Bakugou as SpongeBob and everyone else looked at him in silence. Until Deku stepped in between Bakugou and SpongeBob to protest.

"Hey, Kacchan, leave him alone. He just came to this school and he's super nice. Don't yell at him like that!" Stated Deku as he nervously anticipated Bakugou's figuratively and literally explosive insults. But before Bakugou could yell, a hand was placed on his shoulder. As Bakugou looked over, he saw that the hand belonged to Kirishima.

"Bakugou, Deku is right. Don't yell at this guy, he might be a bit different but that's no reason to yell at him like that." Stated Kirishima as Bakugou angrily brushed Kirishima's hand off of his shoulder.

"Gee, Bakugou..." Stated SpongeBob as everyone turned back to face the American. "After the school day I'll go out and buy a dictionary so I can figure out what you just said."

Bakugou's eyes widened in shock as his face dropped. All the while part of the class laughed, another part looked on in shock, and the last part including Mina, Kaminari, Mineta, and Sero said "Ohhh! You just got SERVED BOY!"

Bakugou just looked on in sheer shock and anger, before silently turning around and walking back to his desk. Deku looked back in amazement before turning to SpongeBob.

"Wow, SpongeBob, none of us have been able to get Kacchan to walk away like that. And you did it on your first day..." Complemented Deku as SpongeBob gave him a puzzled look.

"Uh, I just didn't know what he was saying." Replied SpongeBob in all honesty.

"Anyway, your a big fan of heroes, huh? Even trained to an extent under Mermaid Man? That's really cool!" Stated Deku excitedly.

"Yup, I have all the Mermaid Man comics, ultra rare action figures, all the cards in his trading card series, his autograph, and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boys Conch Signal!" Said SpongeBob as Deku let out a large shocked gasp.

"Woah! Me too! Except for me it's All Might and not Mermaid Man... But that is so cool!" Replied Deku.

"Bahahaha! Yeah, cool! I'm not as big of a fan of All Might. But even though Mermaid Man can defeat him, All Might is pretty coo-" But SpongeBob wasn't able to finish his speech before being silenced by Deku.

"Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!... Woah!... What was that? Did you just say you think that Mermaid Man can beat All Might in a fight?" Asked Deku in a far more serious tone as SpongeBob rolled his eyes.

"Well, I don't THINK so, I KNOW so. Mermaid Man can survive the high pressures of the deepest parts of the ocean and can toss around massive submarines like they were nothing!" Replied SpongeBob as Deku became even more serious then before as he slammed his hands on SpongeBob's desk.

"Yeah, well All Might can change the weather with a single punch and defeated All for One several times. Mermaid Man is strong, but he isn't THAT strong." Stated Deku as SpongeBob and Deku narrowed their eyes at each other. As the two began to throw arguments and statistics back and forth on who would win between SpongeBob's and Deku's respective heroic icons, the students began to trade awkward and unsure glances towards one another.

"So wait... Does this make them rivals now?" Asked Mina.

"Well... At the very least a more healthy and less violent rivalry then Deku and Bakugou." Replied Uraraka.

"Either way, debating over which hero would win in a fight is very manly in my books!" Stated Kirishima as he crossed his arms and hardened them.

"*Sigh* Is there anything that ISN'T manly to you?" Asked Tooru with an annoyed sigh as Kirishima turned to her.

"Uhh... I guess unless their a jerk." Replied Kirishima with a cheapish smile.

But as Deku and SpongeBob's debate became more intense, Iida immediately dashed in and started shaking the to by their shoulders vigorously.

"That is enough you two! You may set up an organized debate AFTER CLASS and debate to your hearts content! But for now everyone MUST return to their seats and stop speaking! We must give our class, teacher, and proper organized debates respect as we sit down and stop talking!" Yelled Iida as he stopped shaking SpongeBob and Deku.

"Wait... I thought the teacher fell asl-" But SpongeBob was interrupted by the bell.

Ring!

"Alright everyone, get into your training outfits and head to the training course." Everyone stopped and looked over to see Mr Aizawa standing up and holding his yellow sleeping bag under his arm as he walked out the door.

Japan, Hero Academy, Teachers Office:

All Might sat at his desk as he held a phone to his ear and started to someone on the other line.

"I know Mermaid Man, but I don't think your student is... No. No, not at all. I'm facing something very similar with mine. Yes, the kid with the green hair from the UA Sports Festival. Yeah, he learned to control it better and doesn't break his fingers anymore... Uh-huh... Uh-huh... I understand why you sent your student over here, and I will make sure to assist him however I-... Uh-huh. Okay. Also keep an eye out? For what? Oh, THEM?... *Sigh* I wish you told everyone here earlier... *Sigh* Okay, I'll inform them and keep an eye out. Hopefully it's just a bunch of hysteria, and it's not really them. Uh-huh, same. Alright, take care Ernie." Said All Might as he hung up the phone and sighed to himself.

"This is gonna be quite a month..."

Japan, Hero Academy, Gym Gamma: 10 Minutes Later

In Gym Gamma, all the students stood in front of the mountainous training course in their hero costumes. With one notable new student who's in a costume of his own. As everyone spoke with one another, Deku looked over at SpongeBob who was in his own superhero outfit. It was odd how similar his outfit was to the standard UA training outfit, SpongeBob's outfit was blue with white stripes around the arms, chest, legs, and back. The white stripes also form a large white 'S' on SpongeBob's chest. Along with a blue face mask that SpongeBob was currently wearing, covering up his top head and his upper face while revealing his lower face.

"Hey, SpongeBob, sorry about what happened earlier. I just get a little passionate about All Might." Said Deku as he expressed a nervous smile and rubbed the back of his head.

"Don't worry, pal. I got a little carried away myself. Maybe later we can have a more... civil debate." Offered SpongeBob with a smile as Deku nodded.

"Yeah, sure thing. But, I have a question about your costume... Did you take inspiration from UA's training uniforms? They look really similar." Stated Deku as SpongeBob shook his head.

"Nah, it was honestly just a coincidence. Blue and white have always been my colors, and I came up with the costume idea when I was a kid. Something water themed."

"Oh, that's pretty cool. But, you also know that you don't have to wear your mask, right?" Asked Deku as he pointed at SpongeBob's mask.

"I think it's cool. Some of the best heroes in the world wear masks, it just adds to the wonder and awesomeness that is heroism!" Stated SpongeBob excitedly.

"Yeah, but... does your costume have to be so... tight?" Asked Deku as he pointed to SpongeBob's skin tight outfit.

"It allows MAXIMUM MOBILITY! I can FEEL IT!" Said SpongeBob as he turned and started shaking his behind with the incredibly tight suit showing off the extremely detailed... features. "In fact, it feels like I'm wearing, nothing at all! NOTHING AT ALL! NOTHING AT ALL!"

Deku and several of the other students shared at SpongeBob in disgust, as Jirou covered her own and Momo's eyes with her aux cords with Sero pulling off a piece of tape from one of his elbows and covering his eyes with it.

"MY EYES!" Yelled Deku in agony as he covered his eyes with his hands.

"Alright guys, shut up and listen up..." Everyone stopped talking as they all looked over at Mr Aizawa who was standing in front of Class-1A with his usual strained expression.

"As you all already know, we have a special guest here today who came here all the way from America to see how we do things here in UA." Said Aizawa as he and the rest of the students turned their attention to SpongeBob, who looked around with a slightly nervous laugh.

"Baha... Yeah, that's me..." Said SpongeBob with a nervous tone.

"That also means he took tests back in America to get into a hero course as well. But here your not just gonna come waltzing in and join everyone training, your gonna show us first hand your quark in action and how developed your skills are." Stated Aizawa as he took a few steps to the left to show the massive stone pillars that took up most of the Gym area. But what caught everyone's eye there was several of the green training robots on different pillars. The robots were very similar to the robots from the entrance exams. In fact, the sight reminded Deku, Bakugou, Kirishima, Uraraka, and everyone else who was at I-Island about the obstacle course that Deku, Bakugou, and Kirishima took.

"Your task is simple SpongeBob, there are ten training robots on the rocks there, your job is to destroy and dispatch of all of them as quickly as possible. It will show everyone what you can do and make it easier to do team up training's. Now step forward and tell me when your ready to start." Stated Aizawa as he pulled out his phone to keep track of the time as SpongeBob looked on with a nervous expression.

'Oh no... I wasn't told I'd have to do something like this on my first day. In front of OTHER PEOPLE too!? Oh man, I'm not good at putting up a show like this in front of other people. And what if I don't break the robots within the amount of time they wanted me too!? What if they send me back!? What if I disappoint Mermaid Man and-' But SpongeBob was interrupted from his thoughts as he felt a hand rest on his shoulder. As he looked over, he saw the hand belonged to Deku as he, Uraraka, and Iida were all smiling at SpongeBob.

"Don't worry, Bob... You'll be fine." Said Deku with encouraging words.

"You'll do fine, go on." Said Uraraka.

"At first I had my doubts of your intellect. But your heart is in the right place, as your temporary classmate I believe in you." Stated Iida as SpongeBob looked back at the three with a smile, as he looked forward yet again.

"What are you waiting for? The heat death of the universe? Get your butt moving!" Commanded Aizawa as SpongeBob stiffened up as he walked to the marked spot on the floor as he took his place and started to get ready.

"Okay, tell me when your ready..." Said Aizawa with his thumb hovering over the go button on his timer.

"... I'm ready." Said SpongeBob in the most epic voice he could muster.

"Go!" Said Aizawa as he started the timer and SpongeBob ran forward. But as he took his first few steps forward, he slipped on a tiny pebble he didn't see and screamed as he started bouncing all over the place like a super ball.

Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!

"YA! OHH! YEE! AAA! YA! AAA! OHH! EEE! YEE! AHH! YA! OHH! YEE! AAA! YA! AAA! OHH! EEE! YEE! AHH! YA! OHH! YEE! AAA! YA! AAA! OHH! EEE! YEE! AHH!"

The students glanced at one another as SpongeBob's bouncing momentum only built up more and more speed as he bounced around the entire mountainous arena. SpongeBob's momentum only moved faster as even the training robots gave each other awkward glances.

"Oh... This will be fun..." Stated Aizawa sarcastically as SpongeBob's bouncing started to have some pattern to it. As SpongeBob's body continued to move around with the speed of a bullet, he eventually collided with multiple training robots, destroying or at least severally damaging each of them with one or two blows.

Crash! Kaboom!

Crash! Kaboom!

Crash! Kaboom!

"Huh... Bouncing around the battlefield like that, he's kinda like you, Izuku." Stated Uraraka.

"Yeah... kinda... He acctually reminds me of Kacchan." Replied Deku.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" Roared Bakugou as Izuku took a step back fearfully.

"N-Nothing, Kacchan!"

"I'm nothing like that idiot! He's not even attacking! He's just a clumsy nerd!" Growled Kacchan as SpongeBob continued to bounce around the area uncontrollably.

Crash! Kaboom!

Crash! Kaboom!

Crash! Kaboom!

Crash! Kaboom!

Crash! Kaboom!

And just in a matter of seconds, he took out five more robots before quickly grabbing ahold of a surface of the next object he hit. Luckily it was solid ground as SpongeBob pushed himself back up.

'Finally, I stopped bouncing... Now where is the other-' SpongeBob's thought process was cut off as he turned around to see one of the two robots left as it was preparing to attack. The robot attempted to swing at SpongeBob several times, but each blow missing. Until the robot tried to swing a third time, as SpongeBob quickly dodged and grabbed the robots arm. Tearing it off and piercing it through the robots head.

'Almost done, now where's the last-' But SpongeBob was silenced as he turned around to see the final robot standing in front of him, as it pointed flame throwers at him.

"Oh no..."

FROOSH! FROOSH! FROOOOOOOSH!

"Yahahaow!"

Crash!

The students shielded their eyes after each blast of fire, before SpongeBob finally defeated the robot and crushed it. A moment of silence passed as a chard SpongeBob with soot covering most of his body, slowly walked forward with the top of his head having a small candle-sized flame still burning.

As he walked up to Mr Aizawa, he looked up at him with a cheapish smile.

"Uhh... How did I do?"

"Congratulations, you managed to do better then the three worst students in my class." Stated Aizawa as he reached forward and extinguished the kindle on SpongeBob's head. To be continued

[hitchell-mope]

Every Phineas and Ferb song I have on my Spotify playlist

Everything’s better with Perry

Perfect day

Hey Ferb

Brand new best friend

You’re going down

Whatcha doin’?

Summer (where do we begin?)

Perry the platypus

Takin’ care of things.

Not knowing where you’re going

Brand new reality

There’s a platypus controlling me

Mysterious force

My ride from outer space

Come home Perry

Back in Gimmelshtump

When you levitate

You’re not Ferb

Robot riot

Rollercoaster

Carpe Diem

Kick it up a notch

Such a beautiful day

The universe is against me

Meet our leader

Unsung hero

Adulting

Girl’s day out

This is our battle song

Us against the universe

Silhouettes

We’re back

Space adventure

Chop away at my heart

Step into the great unknown

Candace against the universe

Cowardly story/Fall out of ship

Candace rocks/Showdown

Heartstrings to hero

Today is gonna be a great day

Gitchie gitchie goo

Backyard beach

Busted

Perry the platypus theme

S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants)

I’m Lindana and I wanna have fun

My nemesis

My good two-shows brother

Disco miniature golfing queen

My undead mummy and me

I love you Mom

Ready for the Betty’s

When we didn’t get along

He’s a bully

Truck driving girl

Do nothing day

E.V.I.L. B.O.Y.S.

Fabulous

Little brothers

Let’s take a rocketship to space

Queen of Mars

Chains on

Phinedroids and Ferbots

Ain’t got rhythm

You snuck your way right into my heart

Platypus walk

Real boy

Football X-7

Big honkin’ hole in my heart

Let’s spend half a day

The way of the platypus

Isabella’s birthday song

We are the Moms

What is this thing?

Drusselstein driving test waltz

Ferb Latin

Evil for extra credit

Extraordinary

Funhouse

I’m me

I’m handsome

Livin’ with monkeys

Just the two of us

Runnin’ from love (in a bear suit)

Waggle dance

Dance baby

Feelin’ super

My evil buddies and me

Izzy’s got the frizzies

Quirky worky song

What does he want?

That Christmas feeling

I really don’t hate Christmas

Where did we go wrong

Danville for niceness

Christmas is starting now

Thank you Santa

The twelve days of Christmas

Good king Wenceslas

Frosty the snowman (recorded as “Perry saves Christmas”)

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

Run Rudolph run

The Christmas song (chestnuts roasting on an open fire)

Sabra Claus is comin’ to town

We wish you a merry Christmas

I believe we can

Jpop (welcome to Tokyo)

Rubber bands, rubber balls

Bouncin’ around the world

City of love

Summer belongs to you

Follow the sun

The ballad of Klimpaloon

Summer all over the world

Serious fun

O.W.C.A.’s going down

Lots of me

Jump right to it

Irving’s camp fire song

O.W.C.A. Files

Army of me

There’s no one I’d rather go nowhere with than you

When tomorrow is this morning again

Triangulation

Bits of all of us

Gotta get back in time

They left me standing outside

Curtain call/time spent together

What might’ve been

Spa day

Watchin’ & waitin’

Not so bad a dad

Gimme a grade

Candace party

Fish out of water

[fictionkinfessional]

i would Love to figure out who i kin from hearthstone. so far i know that i was part of the league of E.V.I.L., but i definitely wasn't any of the core members. was i a non-canon character? a one-off boss or hero who stuck around? who knows! all i know is that the league was full of Cool Friends who were more chaotic than evil.

[milkierose]

what do you think villain Aizawa would be like? 🤔

Probably very similar to how he is now

Just add lemons (Every. Villain. Is. Lemon. Otherwise known as E.V.I.L.)

sort of like a Chaotic Neutral almost but add in some pointless killing and outsmarting heroes so much just to humiliate them.

He’s a slippery motherfucker and a lot of heroes depend on their quirk so he could erase it and take them down quickly. Leaving the knocked out hero suspended somewhere with by his capture weapon. Then throwing down some caltrops for if they wake up, they’ll land right on them and hurt themselves more.

Probably still lives a very minimalist life, not owning much, you can’t be suspicious of stealing stuff if you hardly have anything to begin with. Probably does more hit-man jobs for the cash and getting rid of annoying “heroes” who keep trying to catch him for the publicity.

As for an alter-ego, I can’t see him wearing a mask so he’ll just constantly have the goggles on and perhaps has his hair tied up. So no one can tell when he is using his quirk if his hair can’t stand up. Plus when he isn’t doing any villain work he doesn’t have to worry about anyone recognizing his messy fluffy hair when it’s down. It’s most comfortable when it’s down and tying it when doing his villain work helps keep it out of his eyes. 

Imagine the confusion of the heroes or anyone he is fighting if there is no signal at all when he uses his quirk. Would they know how he’d do it? Would they only know he can erase quirks and just assume that once he does they no longer can use it while fighting him? Probably have the law stubbed on that matter for a long while.

Unless you’re asking perhaps if he was the U.A. Traitor?

[joemagdesign]

Event: The Season of Rastakhan

First Ran: February 2019

Summary: A special event to close out the Rastakhan’s Rumble expansion cycle. A series of Tavern Brawls themed to the solo adventure content but against other players! Use shrines to defeat your enemies! Gain bonus free packs each week for playing the Brawl.

Components:

- 3 Tavern Brawls: the Brawl of Champions. Choose a Troll Hero and you’ll get a shrine, the shrines change and get stronger each week.

- In-game VO announcing the event

- Special quests for playing each week.

Background: For Blizzcon 2018 we were announcing Rastakhan’s Rumble. I was assigned to make the demo for the showfloor. I wanted to show off both the new cards and a twist on the single player content. So I made a brawl where you would get a super powerful shrine (the major mechanic in the single player) and would play against another player. The shrines led to a lot of fun moments and it was a minor hit. I expanded this concept so that everyone could play around with this. We wanted to do it bigger than a normal brawl so we expanded it into this small-to-medium sized event. We added quests and even made a short video to promote the event.

Successes:

+ All the brawls were very popular, some of best engagement of the year. 

+ Players had a lot of fun figuring out which Hero & Shrine was good each week.

+ The quests were simple but they gave players an excuse to come back each week.

Lessons Learned:

- The video was cute but I think I was trying to hard to be a character. Going forward I need to be more relaxed and really more like myself.

     - One comment, which I’m still laughing about, was that I looked like a “devolved” version of Ben Brode.

- The brawls felt more unified but it didn’t feel like a full event, there weren’t enough components. We would make a point in the future (like Fire Fest-E.V.I.L.) to beef out these events near the end of a cycle.

[autisticsupervillain]

It's Fictional Throwdown Friday!

This Week's Fighters...

Omni-Man vs Chaos!

Conditions:

No Restrictions. Feats for Omni-Man taken from both the comics and show.

Scenario:

Chaos leads the New Gods in an attempt to conquer Earth. Nolan informs them Earth isn't theirs to conquer.

Analysis: Omni-Man

In a universe filled to the brim with great and mighty heroes, none were more powerful than Nolan Greyson, the seemingly invincible Omni-Man. A Viltrumite from the planet Viltrum, was sent to Earth to protect humanity so that it may one day grow into a mighty civilization, but like most retellings of Superman's story, his true intentions were much darker than they seemed. In truth, he had been sent to Earth in order to scout it out and prep it for conquest beneath the boot of the mighty Viltrumite Empire and once his half human son began to exhibit powers like his, Nolan knew it was time begin his conquest.

While Nolan succeeding in slaughtering the Guardians of the Globe, he couldn't bring himself to kill his son, no matter how hard he brutalized him. Realizing that he had grown to love hunanity during his short time on Earth, Nolan left the planet in tears, leaving his ultimate fate uncertain.

When Mark woke up, he learned it took Omni-Man, at most, a week to fly to the Virgo Supercluster, requiring him to fly at roughly 3 billion times faster than light.

Nolan Greyson, upon witnessing his son struggle to catch an asteroid, casually remarked "that was a small one" before remarking that he once caught an asteroid the size of Texas. Weighing about 3935645100820866360600 kg and flying at about 75000 m/s, that meteor would hit with a kinetic energy of 2.6 Zettatons of TNT.

Indeed, this vast strength gap was made clear when Nolan, though conflicted in his emotions, effortlessly battered Mark around for the entirety of their fight, more than capable of beating him to death if he truly wanted to.

But, that's the thing. He didn't want to. No matter how much Nolan focused on his mission, he could not put aside the love he had for his son or the family he built here. Nolan might have tried to turn his son into a Viltrumite, in the end, Mark made his father... human.

It was this love for his family that resulted in Omni-Man turning around, eventually fighting alongside his son to save the planet he'd been raised. To the point of even destroying Viltrum outright by plowing right through it alongside his son.

As a Viltrumite, Omni-Man is naturally capable of flight, even in the vacuum of space, and can breath outside of Earth's atmosphere. Indeed, Viltrumite's are nigh impervious to any sort of traditional weaponry that Earth has to offer, including all Earth based forms of disease and radiation. His superhuman healing factor allows him to survive getting beaten into a coma, punched through the stomach, and getting his eyes gouged out! Similarly, Viltrumites have also shown to get stronger through intense training. As someone's whose been conquering planets for thousands of years, Omni-Man is easily one of the strongest Viltrumites around.

However, beyond all his brute strength and powers, Omni-Man is brutal and cunning warrior with hundreds of years of experience under his belt. Having grown up in the Darwinist society of the Viltrumite Empire, Nolan has trained all his life to be a ruthless warrior. He is capable of wiping out entire planets singlehandedly and was capable of beating all the Guardians of the Globe by himself.

But, he is not invincible. ....Because that's his son. Come on man, pay attention.

But in all seriousness, Nolan does have some weaknesses behind that awesome mustache. His super hearing makes him vulnerable to loud noises and sonic vibrations, to the point that loud blasts can stop him flying outright. Extended exposure to the extreme heat of stars can overwhelm his healing factor, as can severe damage to the brain or heart.

Nolan Greyson has protected humanity from gods, aliens, and even entire armies. And now, he stands out as the biggest threat the human race has ever seen. It was only through his love for his family that he was able to become the hero he always pretended to be.

Analysis: Chaos

The worst has come to worst. Alien beings have come to Earth to conquer it. Possessing incomprehensible herculean strength and insurmountable superhuman powers, these "News Gods" break the world over their knee. Immediately devastating the cities of the world to terrorize humanity into line, these New Gods demand statues in their honor and sacrifices in their name. In one desperate last attempt to survive, the American government launches the super soldier program E.V.I.L. and creates a super squad to fight back, the Hellions. The E.V.I.L. Heroes of Earth.

The New Gods are energy beings that travel from planet to planet, possess members the local population, imbue them with their power, and use their vessels to conquer and be worshipped as Gods.

If their mortal host proves to be too heroic, then the New God in question might get overtaken by their host and have their personality overwritten, so they try to possess only evil people.

Chaos is the strongest of the New Gods and their leader. He's been conquering worlds for thousands of years and has decimated countless worlds in his wake as the most powerful being in the universe.

He's so unstoppable, he didn't even think it was possible for anyone to hurt him. Not even his fellow Gods.

Chaos can fly at supernatural speeds, survive the vacuum of space, and reduce crowds down to screaming skeletons with his heat vision. He uses all of these powers to their full murderous potential to terrorize the people into submission, such as when the President stood up to him when forced to building a statue of Chaos, so Chaos flew to space and blew up the moon to send a message, sending chunks of it raining down to decimate entire cities.

Hell, it's suggested he could've destroyed it even more thoroughly if he wanted to, but doing so would decimate his new kingdom more than he'd be willing to put up with, so he made a point to only partially overcome it's Gravitational Binding Energy, even though he likely totally could've.

When the Hellions keep defying him and even one of his fellow gods turns against him for his childish sadism, Chaos decides to simply wipe his hands of the problem. Nuke the Earth in a single blast of heat vision and be done with it! In his own words "I'll do to your planet what I did to your moon."

Assuming he means total destruction and not partial (a character with future sight forsees a future where Chaos destroys the whole planet in one shot), he'd have to overcome the planet's Gravitational Binding Energy to do so. That's 59 Zettatons of TNT.

Ultimately, the redeemed New God Olympus sacrifices his life to save the planet he's grown to love, killing Chaos and reducing him to an energy being once more, flying off back into space to find a new host to possess and a new planet to rule.

Given that Chaos left as soon as he died and he describes the other New Gods as traveling the galaxy with ease, I'll presume a timeframe of about ten seconds. The next planet Chaos finds himself at is about twenty five light years from Earth.

That gets us about 78,890,000 times Faster Than Light.

But while Chaos may be satisfied with his new fiefdom now, a tyrant as petty as him is bound to return eventually. And when he does, the Hellions will be ready. For as long as they live, the Earth will be protected by E.V.I.L. Heroes.

Throwdown Breakdown:

Battle of the evil supermen. Both of these planet conquerors have thousands of years of atrocities under their belts, but only one can come out on top.

Chaos has a very clear cut strength advantage. It is made explicitly clear that Nolan cannot outright destroy planets while Chaos blatantly can. During the destruction of Viltrum, Omni Man needed the help of two other people to destroy the planet, with it even being noted that all three could be incinerated if something went wrong. So Chaos is explicitly textually stronger. 22x stronger even. Combine that with the fact extreme star level heat can kill Viltrumites and Chaos's heat vision can bust the Earth and Nolan's starting on the backfoot here.

Buuuuut, that's about where it all starts to go the other way. For as big as the gap in strength is, the gap in speed is even larger. Even with the most generous possible interpretation of Chaos flying to another planet, Nolan traveling to another Galaxy is much faster. 42x faster in fact. As devastating as any blow Chaos lands might be, he'd have to land those blows first, and Nolan's not gonna give him the opportunity.

This is a dynamic that Omni-Man's other advantages stack on top of. Chaos is petty and short tempered, so his mounting frustration as the stoic Omni-Man avoids all his blows will leave him more open. While Chaos's fist will certainly punching right through Nolan's chest if he ever lands a hit, that's a blow that Omni-Man's regeneration can bring him back from, whereas Chaos has none at all.

Omni-Man would likely use his opponent's ego and short temper to bait him into space away from Earth, keeping Chaos from leveraging it against him as collateral, before using his equal skill, superior speed, and greater longevity to gradually wear down his much stronger foe. While both are equal in experience, Nolan is better at keeping a cool head in a rough fight and is the better tactician generally. He's more than capable of wearing down Chaos over time.

Once Chaos's physical body is destroyed, it's just a question of whether Nolan could resist Chaos trying to possess him. And if this were Omni-Man at the beginning of the series, I'd say no. But, Omni-Man has grown beyond the evil superman archetype that Chaos embodies. While his countless atrocities will likely haunt him forever, Nolan did grow to genuinely love his family and the life he found on Earth. The kind of person good enough to turn around and stop being monster is likely good enough to overcome Chaos's possession should he attempt, likely extinguishing Chaos from the inside out as like what happened to Olympus.

In all likelihood, Chaos flies off to find a new planet to conquer, alive but throughly beaten, while a battered Nolan flies back home to the family he fought to save.

This Throwdown's Winner is...

Omni-Man!

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A Treatise on the League of E.V.I.L

By Zharrdor Kron, Exiled Lorewalker of Shadowed Allegiance

Greetings, scholars and sinister archivists alike. I am Zharrdor Kron, Loremaster of the League of E.V.I.L., and your appointed custodian of forbidden histories and criminally neglected lore. I present to you this inaugural chronicle on our most august and appalling institution: the League itself.

The League of E.V.I.L. (an acronym whose precise meaning is either lost to history or sealed in a vault that exploded because of Blastmaster Boom) is no mere criminal cartel or petty gaggle of doomsday merchants. It is the apotheosis of villainy in its most theatrical, effective, and thematically unified form. We are not merely evil, we are organized, which in villainous circles is far more terrifying.

The League was forged beneath the baleful gaze of Arch-Villain Rafaam, an ethereal renegade and curator of malfeasance who once styled himself the supreme curator of evil's annals. Tired of perpetual solo failures and errant schemes unraveling like unstable polymorphs, Rafaam assembled history's greatest minds and might to make a team. A syndicate of sinister stylings, each villain pledged not just to personal glory, but to a grander, shared narrative of villainy, one told through stolen cities, plagues of undeath, and the resurrection of eldritch progenitors best left forgotten.

Our tale begins in the floating city of Dalaran, jewel of the Kirin Tor, repository of magical arrogance, and delightful proof that skyward hubris invites terrestrial theft. The League’s first gambit, the Dalaran Heist, succeeded beyond precedent: we infiltrated, conquered, and stole the entire city. Not a spellbook, not a wand, the city itself, rerouted from its lawful trajectory and hurled into the annals of anti-history.

From Dalaran’s now-desecrated libraries (from which my many informations come from), the League descended to Uldum, where Titan architecture and the scent of dust-mummies lingered like unresolved lore. There we acquired the Plague of Undeath, a substance of such cataclysmic potency that even the Scourge would’ve sent a politely horrified envoy to complain. This was not mere desecration, my dear readers. This was recontextualization of ancient Titan assets for villainous repurposing.

Finally, we soared to Dragonblight, in the bleak north of Northrend, to awaken the ancient-dragon Galakrond, progenitor of dragonkind. While Azeroth’s heroes prattled on about “balance” and “the greater good,” the League pursued apocalyptical power, the resurrection of Galakrond not as an end in itself, but as a means to reassert narrative villainy at the cosmological scale.

Let the record show that in this endeavor we stood not merely against the League of Explorers (those feathered hat fetishists and Titan sycophants), but against the very Dragon Aspects themselves. Few organizations in Azeroth can claim to have provoked a coalition of ancient Time, Dream, and Death entities. Fewer still survive the retconning of the bronze flight that followed. We did both.

In Chrono-Uchronological terms, the League of E.V.I.L. is a counterfactual singularity: a rare case wherein what did not happen canonically was nevertheless more coherent, potent, and narratively satisfying than half the official histories churned from Stormwind’s parchment mills. Though not acknowledged by the High Archives of the Alliance or the tithe-scrolls of the Horde, the League’s existence is nonetherless well remembered of the bronze flight, and remains a menace for all.

We are the League of E.V.I.L.

—Zharrdor Kron, Loremaster of the League of E.V.I.L.

[bokunoheroaheadcanons]

At least it's not E. V. I. L. every villain is lemon (sour about society)

But that’s kinda how they are right now too …. LOL ;;;

They are sour asf with the heroes right now, it seems fitting for them to be all E.V.I.L (the sourness for society),

L.o.V is kinda weird when I read it like that because it’s close to “Love”, seems ironic to me. But they are lovable too.

I dunno.

[americanfreighttrucking]

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